and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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