Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
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I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize