i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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