well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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