I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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