roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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