Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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