Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize