i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
