Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
she smelled like a LAN party
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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