I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Everything about him screamed your future.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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