I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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