Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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