i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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