I CAN MOONWALK!
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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