I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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