Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
