Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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