What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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