Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
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