You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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