I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
yea but for you.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread