Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever