He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
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I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.