Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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