you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Help. Why am I so naked?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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