The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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