please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
It's never too late to be topless.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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