Someone shit on the floor
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
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Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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