She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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