i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Randomize
