and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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