Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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