he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Randomize
