I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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