dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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