life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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