College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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