You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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