This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Are we still banned from the library?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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