What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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