Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you win again, gameday.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
