i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
