took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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