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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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