i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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