I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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