I wish i was in the wii world.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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