i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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