That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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