yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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