Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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