I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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