I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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