She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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