32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
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