3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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