I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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