Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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