Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
