You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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