If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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