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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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