i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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