I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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